The Band Weekly's Tribute To American Mike

The All American Mike

This is The Band Weekly's tribute to the All American Mike. Mike grew up in the west side of Los Angeles where gangs ruled the streets. However Mike and his six foot friend Tyrone (through the power of the almighty great George Bush) made a pact to wipe the crime of their streets for good. Eventually, after being the victim of various drive by's, he succeeded. He also fought long and hard for equal rights between all races in America. It is for all of this work that The Band Weekly wishes to give him this special tribute. Good work soldier.

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The Real American Mike Magic Metcalf	Oh! say, can you see, by the dawn's early light
To make Mike fit into school a little easier
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Mikes face when someone discriminates against one of his six foot friends